Find my house in the Uverse!

ATT’s bundled services, Uverse, have been talked about for some time. So where the heck is it? Somewhere North of me, I’m told.

I want ATT phone, TV and Web for far less than the Comcast price.
And far more than the Comcast service (oxymoron.)

So please get it to 60093, Mr. DeathStar.

We will be sitting in the backyard, staring into the night sky, wondering about our place in the Uverse.